The CSS Song – All Modern Webmasters Must Listen To

Fri, May 12, 2006

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This is really great! Funny, but sorry only people making websites may find it funny.

If you make websites, a web designer, a web developer, and love CSS, listen to this song.

This originally came from boagworld.com and called it A love song about web standards. This song is like a remake of the song “Hands to Heaven” by Breathe way back in the 90’s.

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Complete Lyrics of Hands to Boag

The supervisor rants. He says “This website’s pants! I want my clicks improved by Friday!”

I hit the URL. It’s like the bowels of hell. God give me strength. It’s just not my day.

So raise your hands to Boag and pray that we can fix this website today.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness. From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

The source code makes me weep. There’s tables fifteen-deep. In Netscape 6 it looks like garbage.

The METAs say this turd was made with MS Word. With every click I find new carnage.

So raise your hands to Boag and pray that we can fix this website today.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness. From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness. From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

I guess I’ll have to start from scratch – then I can kiss this piece of trash goodbye…

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness. From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness. From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.

ohhh…

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This post was written by:

Benj Arriola - who has written 141 posts on action online.

Started a career as a chemist. Worked in the industry and academe and pursued a master's degree in chemistry. Then one day, here I go, start a computer shop, then web company in 1999, won a few awards and just started a web career working on websites of various companies and making sure the websites work for them.

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2 Comments For This Post

  1. j4s0n Says:

    this is crazy

  2. penny Says:

    CSS freaks

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